Thank you Jesus for Bi-Sexual Women Of Any Color!
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Happy news! I’ve read on-line that Blondie has slept with many men AND women! I had no idea she was bi-sexual. I think she’s pretty cute. And hot. Just like her husband. 
More happy news! Janet Jackson enjoys threesomes! Perhaps she is also bi. Who knows. Anyway, I’m very happy to hear that SEX IS NOT DEAD IN AMERICA.
Color me relieved. Color me very relieved. Thank you thank you thank you Jesus and Mary and Zeus and Inanna and Lugh and Bran and Dana and St. Jude and the Knights of Camelot. Thank you God for sex. Thank you Goddess for breasts and butts and vaginas and penises. All worthy of somebody’s tongue or fingers or hair gliding across, sending your lover into shivers of erotic divine blissful love…