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I Am God’s Clitoris

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Have you got me licked, yet?

Highly original thoughts

are like silk panties on my mind

my mind is erotic

it’s MayDay, it’s Beltane

a very old Pagan fertility festival

I dance with Pagan God Lugh, I the May Queen, he the May King

I am love…. love, lovely, love

I sit on God’s lingham, bouncing, bouncing, on His lap

I am the bliss in the giggles

I am God’s laughter

in the body of Christ, somebody has got to be the lingham

OH, thank you Jesus for the Maypole and the Wreath

I am love… love, lovely love!

Love, lovely love…..

the joy of the universe sings in me

turning my nipples into pink raisins

the angels sing in my socks, my toes curl

highly original thoughts are the Lord’s lovemaking

orgies on pixel and paper

my pen strokes the page like the fingers of my lover

love, lovely love…..

My Literary Orgasm Of The Day….

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Yes.  I am Linda M. Smith, age 42, in Mt. Shasta, CA.
Seriously, every city and town across the country ought to consider Community Gardening as a way to feed all of us.  Gas costs will likely rise higher.  Besides, community gardens are guaranteed organic and also GMO-free.  Gives kids something else to do–can keep people in jails or institutions out of trouble.

love, Linda aka “thelastword”
saving the world one orgasm at a time, ha ha….

PS  but seriously, folks, writing is an art, and to me, writing is like breathing…. I can’t imagine life without it.  Heck, I helped ORIGINATE writing on Earth!  Remember Freya, the Norse Goddess of Love?  She it was who gave the Elder Futhark Runes to Odin…. but he had to EARN this knowledge by great sacrifice on his part, at Freya’s request.  I am so thrilled to be making the world a better place with my writings.  Seriously.  I am also a Master of Prosperity.  Today has been a very lucky day for me regarding money.  Do you have any IDEA how seriously refreshing it is to be taken seriously?  It’s enough to make my toes curl.  Anyway, thanks for sharing in my literary Love-In, Be-In.  It’s one natural high.  Legal, moral, and non-fattening.  Unless you eat your own words, ha, ha.
I have many other fascinating stories.  Like how I helped compose the Nutcracker, the Star Spangled Banner… mind you, music is born in the Spirit Realm, and to me, composing music is very connected to land and water, as well as sleep and the erotic.  Lord knows why.  But it is!
I remember history through memories, journeys, nighttime visits, and actual, falling-all-the-way-asleep kind of dreams.
Not to mention, writing is much quieter than screaming at Republicans and Veterans at War Protests.
They should not be called Anti-War Rallies.  They should be called Pro-Peace Rallies.  FORGIVE AND YOU ATTRACT MIRACLES.  Forgiveness leads not only to great lovemaking (I don’t care how celibate you think you are, ha ha), but it attracts money, health, friends, and all kinds of miracles.
I am God’s silk panties.  I am God’s motorcycle.  I am Jesus’ auto mechanic.  I’ve dated Buddha and many other Pagan Deities.  I love myself, I love the world, and I have saved us all from too much unnecessary dullness….
I am going to put this in my blog.  Those people needing a Literary Orgasm (no fluid exchange or marital vows broken or interlocking body parts necessary!) can turn to http://www.everythinglinda.org/wordpress.
And just so you know, you’re the first to be told!  My Business Class will be the next bunch of people lucky enough to know.

love and writing!     Linda M. Smith, Guardian Angel of Berkeley and America and the World, Saviour of the Universe (me and my boyfriend, Flash Gordon aka Bono!) and Sexy Saint (aren’t I just too humble?  tee hee…..)

The above is a response to some guy at the SF Chronicle on-line edition, asking my permission to reprint my words on “community gardening.”  As in, I said something like “seriously, all cities and towns across America should start community gardens!  Gas costs are likely to keep rising.  How else are we going to feed everybody?  Besides, these gardens are guaranteed organic and GMO-free.”  Their email pre-fab blurb, says, in effect “do not publish our email or else you could get a Very Bad Hair Day!”  Or at least some kind of wicked rabbit (bad hare day?  ha ha…. how very bunny!!)